Myths and facts about Desi folks in America

1)Myth:
All men in the United States are great cooks and cook everyday/ regularly.
Fact:
Cant be far from the truth. I am a very ordinary cook, havent cooked in 3 weeks now and ever since i moved into an apartment and started living by myself I have probably cooked 3 times.no slef respecting bachelor would!! In the United States with a freezer and a microwave you can eat almost any cuisine from any part of the world you want to!!
however when it comes to women its an altogeather diffrent story...the time i spend watching tbs, cnn....a bunch of girls i know spend it cooking..no complaints though..after all i hope i am lucky enough to marry one such girl who can cook good food for me!!

2) Myth
Indian women in the United states are a mixture of Aishwarya Rai, Kalpana Chawla, shilpa shetty etc. but at the same time are also as sweet as the women in the Soaps...you know a desi Ally McBeal!!
Truth!!
Nooooo wayy!! Indian women here in the United States for the most part are at the best ordinary looking. Some of them shower just once in a while (Kay and I.V you know whom I am talking abt!!)to keep the aroma which reminds everybody of their presence around a mile radius. I'd have to agree though that most of them are sweet atleast to an extent and as long as you are smart enough...not only to say the right things but more importantly refrain from saying the wrong things. SOme of them are really smart, Independent and there are others who claim they are!!
However the kind who piss me off the most are the kind who cant stand one touch of vulgarity, who would look at you like you just did the most disgusting thing in the world when you tell them something naughty. In a world where it an accepted fact that even the queen has 2 legs it women like these who i think spoil the reputation of Indians in the world and esp here in the United States. ok since i think i have deviated quite a bit from the topic i started writing about i think ill stop here..but before i finish just one more type..the type who think the only reason a guy talks to a girl is because he wants to have sex with her..I dont know how they manage to convince themselves of that esp. after looking at themselves in the mirror for as long as they do!!!

If you folks can think of anything else...do add your comments.

Women..dont take it personally...Happy Woman's Day..I probably would'nt be here if they were no women in the world!!
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So what atleast the other men in the world would have lived happily..;)

No offence gals...just kidding...you know I Love you all!!